10. No more defending George W. Bush! Wait, we stopped doing that two years ago.
9. We can finally dish all the dirt on Obama that McCain refused to.
8. Limited-government conservatism is cool again.
7. To paraphrase Uncle Ben from Spiderman: With great powerlessness, comes great pool parties.
6. Bureaucrat Barbie was right: governing is HARD!
5. Watching liberals realize that Obama will sell them out just like Bill Clinton.
4. We control the British crown. We keep the metric system down. We do! We do!
3. More time to cling to our guns and religion...before they’re banned.
2. With all the $@^! our party’s been through, there’s gotta be a pony in there somewhere.
1. We’re just one more electoral loss away from a huge bailout!